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Tuesday 30 March 2021

Battle in the KFC toilet?

 Battle in the KFC toilet? 😎

Contain’s : Weirdness. 

!! please do not  feel encouraged to do this at the actual KFC bathroom 😅 !!



“Hey stonk’s are you up for a challenge?” Asked Craig biting into his KFC chicken. “What sort of challenge?” Stonk’s asked. Craig then pointed to the bathroom door and grinned at Stonk’s. “What are you both up to now?” Robert asked sighing. 

“Oh you’ll see” Stonks smiled, Craig’s stomach the began to make rumbling noises and Craig knew exactly what was about to happen. Craig raced towards the bathroom and slammed shut the door going into one of  the stalls. Suddenly the bathroom door opened and somebody knocked on the door of his stall. 

“Hello?”, “Great, we can now do our challenge.” a familiar voice said. “Stonk’s???” Craig replied. “Can’t you see I’m taking a dump? Wait till after” Craig replied annoyed.  Then the stall door from the left to him opened and Stonk’s had went in. 

“The challenge is a farting challenge, I’m the world champ y’know” Stonk’s laughed in the next door stall, “You the world champ? Oh please. I got lot’s of gas and I’m ready to show you how it’s really done!” Craig laughed.

“May the best of the best win” Stonk’s smirked, the countdown began, 10 .. 9 .. 8 … 7 .. 6.. 5 .. 4 .. 3.. 2 .. 1! !

BLAST OFF..! Craig began with lot’s of, well explosives while Stonks was in the lead basically stinking up his own stall you could see all the ‘Air’ going into the ceiling, what  they didn’t know was that the door was still open . . . 

‘Explosions of stink’  filled the room and they basically filled the room with farts but lot’s went right out the door, stink bombs filled the entire room. Suddenly a angry man burst through and yelled “EXCUSE ME BUT YOUR INTERRUPTING PEOPLE TRYING TO EAT.” 

At the end they both got scolded and kicked out of KFC by Robert, the end :)   

((Poor Janitor :(

OR IS IT ? . . . 


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